Whorls and Swirls in Funny Bags of Wind

Far out in the heavens a blue orb, with a split personality, found that one half of it had been cursed by the age old enemy of the wizarding realm. Earth's other half, the one that has no magic, had an uninvited phenomenon at the same time. As the realm of magic had vanished plateaus suddenly popped up out of nowhere in the realm of no magic. Life continued, for a while, then one dark star filled night a particular wizarding family of five kids had an unexpected swirl form over their home. One year later, Lorem Lee Lavle, was born and allergic to magic. To keep little Lorem safe from the magical ways of his family he was sent to an orphanage where he was educated among others like himself. Lorem, now a widower, approached his fortieth birthday where he suddenly found that he had been fired from his university, as an archeologist, had ten years old twins and inherited a plateau. It will be a fast trip from the east coast of America to Thousand Oaks, California where his inheritance awaits him. The key to Lorem growing into the magical ability, he had missed all his life, was going to be a wet one as the three Lavle's find themselves in the midst of a mall of magic surrounded by many oaks.