The Junk Whisperer: Or, Things Tequila Taught Me

If the toaster could talk, what would it say? When Thaddeus Henry discovers that he can communicate with inanimate objects, he decides to use his new powers to track down a missing actress harboring a terrible secret. He quickly finds himself in a twisted web of lies, mistaken identity, and murder. With a price on his head, and a cadre of assassins on his tail, can Thad live long enough to save the day and become The Junk Whisperer?